Well folks, I'm "heading" deep into the Karoo now on my stationary bike charity ride from Jozi to Camps Bay, otherwise known as the Ride To Pandamonium. Today I find myself in the quaint little town of Richmond. Famous for its annual book fair, for being the birthplace of Dr Hoffa, the father of modern orthopedics and in recent years, for being the town with the most speeding fines issued in the country. Not because people continually go over 120km, but because the town secretly changed its speed limit to 80km and just didn't sign it properly. Bastards. Better pay attention, Panda.