The Guinness Cloud. Hmm...

So... the more you drink Guinness, the more good you do? Hmm...  

(NSFW) Liquor That Gets Its Taste By Being Poured Over Hot Women's Breasts. Hmm...

 

I know what's running through your head, "Why didn't I think of that?" It's because you're not a creepy German person, that's why. And shame on GSpirits for expecting us to believe their rum, whiskey and vodka gets its unique taste from being poured down the bodies of hot European women and into bottles. What, do they pile a bunch of naked models into a giant funnel and pour liquor all over them? In slow motion? And have them rithe around to Motley Crue? One can dream, I suppose. That said, you can order your bottles here. I'm pretty sure the ladies aren't included though. That's a different website altogether.
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