If you find yourself, oh I dunno, on the run or just wanting to become a hermit, the fine peeps at Safe Shepard will erase your entire Internet identity. For free. True story. Apparently.
The world would look a shitload better with Instagram. Exactly why German designer, Markus Gerke has come up with a concept to integrate Instagram into a pair of sunglasses. Choose your desired filter at the push of a button, take photos with its 5 megapixel camera and upload them via built-in Wi-Fi. It'd suck to sit on these puppies.
Just when you thought there couldn't be any more Internet cat sites, here's one that'll steal your day away, delight your friends/office workers and then turn them against you. Head here to start creating your custom Meow Mix song. You know you want to.