The Slanguage Of London. Hmm...

 

Using A Blow Up Doll To Steal Away For Some Well-Deserved Lunch. Hmm...

If, for some horribly disgusting reason, your job doesn't allow you a lunch break, you can do two things. You could sue them for breaching your civil right and retire to an island somewhere or you could spend $6.99 and buy yourself a Lunch Decoy.

That said, I'd reccomend anywhere but grossy, boring Applebee's. Though I do take my hat off to them for a ballsy, new ad campaign. Not sure blow up dolls and food go together though. Unless you're into that, of course. In which case you may want to click this link.

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The 3 Rules Of Any Universe. Hmm...

Funnily enough, we made posters of the "GOOD, CHEAP & FAST" idea for our wall in the office a little while back. We use them to remind client service, sometimes on a daily basis, about how the universe actually works. There are always 3 options, but you can only choose 2. So, you want something turned around in no time, but you still expect it to look fucking amazing, no problem, but it's probably gonna cost the client a fuck load to get it there... and so on. You get the idea and sometimes, client service gets it too. Often they just look at you like you have avocado on your face and then, after a moment or two, the penny drops and boom! Until the next brief, of course, when you get to go through it all over again. Yay!

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Nike Urges You To Find Your Greatness. Hmm...

I don't know how you feel, but this def smacks of an "Impossible Is Nothing" spot to me. It just feels like an Adidas ad of from like 5 years ago. Which isn't a bad thing, unless you're Nike. Don't get me wrong. It's beautifully put together. The message is strong and the film is pretty. It's just missing the eyegasmic excitement expected from a traditional Nike ad. Then again, who wants to be traditional anymore?