Remember those brick-shaped cell phones that were bigger than your head? Well, they're flippen back and radder than ever with built-in bluetooth
that pairs with all iPhones, Androids and other bluetooth enabled cell
phones. It's all part of a kickstarter project that needs funding. So if you want one of these puppies, head here and help make it happen.
If you're a rich Republican that is. Remember back in 2008 when Sarah Silverman helped get Obama the elderly Jewish vote with the awesome Great Schlep campaign? Now, she's back and this time she's on a mission to stop casino billionaire and Republican idiot, Sheldon Adelson, from donating one hundred million dollars to Obama's opponent, Mitt Romney, the only way she can - by offering to scissor him "till fruition" if he gives the money to Obama instead. I shit you not. Check out ScissorSheldon.com just to be sure I'm not hallucinating.