One Of Those "I Wish I'd Thought Of That" Moments. Hmm...

 

Even Sponges Need Ad Campaigns. Hmm...

And now they're just soaking up the competition, right? What? If they can do a sponge ad I can throw in a pun or two.  

Bet Your Proposal Sucks Compared To This One. Hmm...

Sir David Attenborough And A Tortoise Sex Tape. Hmm...

Funny stuff. Though a Cameron Diaz sex tape with a tortoise may have proven even funnier, no? Next time, Norton. Next time.