Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Sarah Silverman Will Scissor You Silly For Obama. Hmm...
If you're a rich Republican that is. Remember back in 2008 when Sarah Silverman helped get Obama the elderly Jewish vote with the awesome Great Schlep campaign? Now, she's back and this time she's on a mission to stop casino billionaire and Republican idiot, Sheldon Adelson, from donating one hundred million dollars to Obama's opponent, Mitt Romney, the only way she can - by offering to scissor him "till fruition" if he gives the money to Obama instead. I shit you not. Check out ScissorSheldon.com just to be sure I'm not hallucinating.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 6:29 AM