Independence Day Humourously Explained By Kristen Stewart. Hmm...

Okay, well, these guys obviously found someone who looks a lot like Kristen Stewart, if you've been drinking a ton of shooters in a dark bar somewhere in backwater Texas. Either way, it's a pretty funny "history" lesson that I'm sure a lot of Americans like George W and Mitt Romney will take as fact and immediately force upon the unsuspecting youth of America, who I hope will just Google this shit and say "these nuts" to the Republicans.