The Sexiest Record Player You'll Ever See. Hmm...

Kate Moss in your living room, naked and singing to you like Adele. That's what I imagine owning the Modern Record Console by Symbol Audio must be like. The fact that it's very expensive, overtly awesome, made-to-order and pretty much the finest record player I've ever seen just adds to the reason my jaw is still on the ground. "Want" doesn't even begin to describe how much I desire this bastion of beautiful design. Yes, I said bastion. I'm feeling inspired. You can buy one for me here. It's only a bazillion Rand.