MIT Solves One Of The World's Biggest Problems. Hmm...

Those of you who know me can probably imagine my excitement at this life-changing breakthrough. Finally, I can get every drop of delicious food-enhancing ketchup onto the finest meals the world has to offer. Would I rather these guys have cured the world's food shortage problem instead? No. Think how annoying it'd be for the food-deprived to suddenly have tons to eat but spend most of the time trying to get the ketchup out the bottle? Horse before the cart, people.