Perhaps The Most Offensive Xmas Song Yet. Hmm...

How To Ensure Last Night Never Happened. Hmm...

An app that erases all your social media faux pas from the night before.

The Don't Drink & Dial App. Hmm...

I would say this is a rather important app to have before you hit those NYE parties. It's called, aptly, Don't Drink And Dial and it lets you choose the people you don't want to call while drunk by setting a 'drunk timer' for the next morning. As long as the timer is going you won't be able to call, text or email anyone you have blocked. so your job, relationship and state-of-mind will be safe. Can't say the sam for your liver though. 

Prepare Your Mind. It's About To Be Blown. Hmm...

It's Called BAD ASS & Your Lady Will Hate It. Hmm...

It's like Stallone's Cobra only now he's old, mexican and bearded. Predictable. Violent. Cheesy. What more can we ask for from an 80's-actionesque movie like this? Only that it comes out soon.