Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Whether you're an alcoholic or just plain thirsty for some brew, this handy little website will always offer you advice on where best to wet your whistle. Granted, Moyo isn't a great choice in my eyes when I tried it out, but there's that handy "No, that place looks shit" button.
Ah, Koi. That's better. Some yummy cold sake. Maybe some unagi... who's keen?
Try your luck at wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com
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Yesterday The Onion launched the Magic Answer Ball App for iPhone. As you've hopefully guessed, it's a parody of the classic Magic 8-Ball from yesteryear. The Onion‘s version is, as you might except, far more colorful: Instead of a “likely” or “no,” questions about the future trig responses such as, “You’re one stabbing away from all you desire” or ”You are a master a finding time to do something selfish.” The app also supplies you with more than fifty pre-programmed questions, such as “Am I the father?” “Will I ever find the parking spot of my dreams?” I doubt there'll be a more entertaining app for the holidays.
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Whiskey Blender lets you create your own specialized blend from a selection of seven different whiskeys. Once you’re done, you can give the blend its own name, which will be handwritten on the label that adorns the 70cl corked decanter bottle. Then you can order some for your friends, "forget to tell them about it" and drink it yourself. Happy Holidays!
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Oh that Jimmy Kimmel, I tell you. Here he masters the art of bleeping out what isn't dirty to make everything else seem diabolically super dirty.
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