Hmm... Of The Day

#truestory #kidding #thenagain

Happy Holidays From Victoria Secret. Hmm...

Could have jingled their bells a bit more but it'll do.

Hip Hop Moguls Make The Best Pranksters. Hmm...

Thanks to this new soundboard site called therapboard.com, I was able to prank call an old age home, saying I was Lil Wayne's lawyer and that we were threatening to throw them out on their raisin asses if they didn't pay up for illegally downloading Lil Wayne's music. As old people do. I even had Lil Wayne calling out "Young Buddy, Cash Money!" repeatedly in the background to make it that much more authentic. We walked away with some sweet ass bingo money and 27 Zimmer Frames. It was pretty awesome. Well, it would have been if it had actually happened. Use it for good or evil. The Rap Board is a good 2 minutes of fun to waste your day with. 

How To Really Take The Piss. Hmm...

Get this, in the UK, you can now bombard patrons with ads using urine-controlled video games mounted above the urinals. What's next, actual Battleshits? 

You Know Those Jet Packs We Were Promised? Hmm...

The Beauty Of A Second. Hmm....

Monteblanc has a challenge for you. They want you to create the most beautiful 1-sec video you can and submit it to their Beauty Of A Second Competition. Or you can create a playlist of what you think the best 1-sec vids are on their site and submit that as your entry. The prize? A trip to the 2012 Berlinale and a swanky new Monteblanc Nicolas Rieussec Chronograph watch worth over $10,000. Not too shabby for a second's work. That's what she said.