Friday, October 28, 2011

It's The End Of A Spectacular Era. Hmm...






















Five years ago Fiction opened its doors during a particularly bleak time for Cape Town nightlife. The demise of many of the older underground electronic music venues had left a gap and the establishment clubs with their outsourced dj lineups all seemed cynically designed to move quantities of liquor rather than their patrons. Stepping into this void, young entrepreneurs Jonathan Cline and Adam Klein changed the rules and constructed a club around a music policy. Handing over the programming of their nights to the djs who played there was virtually unheard of and Fiction took off almost immediately as performers and educated listeners alike got wind of a new venue dedicated to the sounds of the inner city.

In the last five years the list of artists, local and international that have graced its modest dj booth has been truly staggering. Markus Wormstorm and Spoek Mathambo’s Sweat X project as well as Gazelle, all household names now, played their first gigs on a makeshift stage at Fiction. The regular club nights quickly became legendary, from the frenetic expression of Untamed Youth, to the moody, glittering soundscapes of Killer Robot, the rolling kinetic energy of It Came From the Jungle and the bass rollercoaster ride of StepUp to the neon synth wonderland of Peroxide, each night provided something unique and launched names like Niskerone, Killer Robot, Tommy Gun, Dank, Hyphen, SFR and Funafuji onto the national circuit whilst nursing genres like dubstep from infancy to full maturity.

The international artist alumni could rival any small club in the northern hemisphere and the long list of worthy mentions is indicative of Fiction, and their collaborative network of promoters' prescient ability to spot trends before they happen. The list is as panoramic as it is influential: names like Seth Troxler, Pendulum, Ryan Crosson, Mala, Danny Wheeler, Ali B, Butane, Konrad Black, Bodycode, Jeremy Caulfield and Alex Smoke amongst many, many more, all bear testimony to the contribution Fiction has made to the Cape Town music scene.

In a clubbing landscape where venues have largely become extensions of corporate branding strategies or soulless showrooms for jaded egos, Fiction fought well over its weight class and confounded its critics with its unshakable belief that music comes first. As Adam and Jon hand the torch over to a new generation of owners, they can do so with no small degree of pride in their unique achievement, for having provided an incubation space for an entire foundation of underground talent, a warm hearth for music lovers of all persuasions and proof that reputations can be built on staying true to an ideal.

We should all offer applause for this contribution to the cultural fabric of the city as we offer our congratulations to the new owners who are set to carry on the unique legacy of Fiction. Raise a glass: Fiction, forever!

- From the awesome mind of Bruno Morphet.

Say Hello To "UNTHINK" - The Anti-Facebook. Hmm...

I dunno folks. I happen to like Facebook. Clearly, there are some haters out there. Some have even started an "opposition" site called Unthink. It's in BETA testing at the moment and very confusing but they say it'll go live very soon, which perked my ears. I was a little intrigued. So I read a recent article about it off of CNN.com that tried to shed some light on what it's all about. Now, maybe I'm dumb... 'cos I didn't getting it. None of it. Nada. So I hit YouTube for their official video in the hopes of some clarity. All I got was what looks like a brand ad for any bank, car, charity or sports shoe... with tons of people taking about "unthinking" but not really say anything of any value. I THINK this is a pile of hippo shit coated in panda fur. But. Good people of unthink, I'd like you to prove me wrong. An Anti-Facebook could be fun.

No Offense Bill, You're No Steve.. Hmm...


So here we have an amazing vision of the future. The best part? 5:48. The worst? That this "vision" is from the official company of yawn - Microsoft. I'm hoping Apple peeps watch this so the chances of these ideas actually being realised in my lifetime go up a like billion percent. 

Ever Wonder What All Those Hash Tags Mean? Hmm...

Head to tagdef.com and have all your questions answered. #obvs

Black Guy Dances Like A White Guy. Hmm...


Sweet moves. Sweet song. The Black Keys' latest video: Lonely Boy. So flippen awesome!!!