Monday, April 25, 2011

Oh The Things We Will Insure. Hmm...

Everything from Tom Jones' chest hair to J-Lo's butt, David Lee Roth's sperm to being attacked by the Loch Ness Monster. Humans are fearful, funny people. 

The History Of Printing. Hmm...

The Perfect Stalker Digicam. Hmm...

Are you tired of your stalker photos coming out all green and grainy? Are curtains or venetian blinds getting in the way of the perfect shot? Well creepy guy, climb down from that tree branch conveniently located right outside that girl you like's bedroom window and take note - have I got news for you! Introducing The Midnight Shot NV-1 Night Vision Camera with super powerful infra-red that lets you shoot amazing photos in pitch darkness. What's more, the infra-red is so powerful you can even see through certain cloth fabrics during the day! Wowsers! Can anyone say breach of civil liberties? Of course you can!