Virgin Oceanic. Hmm...

Shit just got real.

Reebok's Little Promise Keeper. Hmm...

A little incentive to get out of that rut and get into shape.

IRC Dance Movement. Hmm...

I dance like I have epilepsy. These guys, not so much.

Motor Mouth Jones For Lunchbar. Hmm...

If you're digging around in your head for why you know that name, it's that guy from Police Academy who makes all those weird sounds with his mouth. Well, Ogilvy Jhb and my friend Chantelle dos Santos somehow lured him over to make a chocolate ad and a pretty funny one at that. Nice job. Oviaas!

Touch Brian Wilson's Beard. Hmm....

Brian Wilson. No, not the Beach Boy, the super awesome closer for the World Champion San Francisco Giants. That Brian Wilson. The one with the beard, the beard you can now touch - and when you do, you'll see it's hiding everything from ninjas to Bigfoot.