I found this blog: http://tylerriewer.tumblr.com. It's run by an arm wrestling champion and professional bounty hunter in Portland, Oregon who, according to his bio, also likes to tell stories. His dog also has a blog btw. Anyway, he posted this pic of a birthday gift some friends of his made him: a briefcase that holds nothing but bourbon and a knuckleduster. As birthday presents go, I'd be hard-pressed to find a better one for this guy.