The Onion's Magic 8 Ball App. Hmm...

Yesterday The Onion launched the Magic Answer Ball App for iPhone. As you've hopefully guessed, it's a parody of the classic Magic 8-Ball from yesteryear. The Onion‘s version is, as you might except, far more colorful: Instead of a “likely” or “no,” questions about the future trig responses such as, “You’re one stabbing away from all you desire” or  ”You are a master a finding time to do something selfish.” The app also supplies you with more than fifty pre-programmed questions, such as “Am I the father?” “Will I ever find the parking spot of my dreams?” I doubt there'll be a more entertaining app for the holidays.