The Best Test Drive Ever? Hmm...

I get that this is the cut that was made for TV audiences, but where's the WEB version of The Best Test Drive Ever? You know, the one where you have to consent to being over 18 just to watch it? Where you end up pointing at your screen, your other hand half covering your eyes, mouth gaping open at the shock and awesomeness playing out before you and all you want to do is tell your friends to watch 'cos you can't believe what you just saw through your fingers? Where's that test drive? Because this is the best test drive ever (allowed for the average US TV viewer, by a team of suits sitting around a stained mahogany veneer boardroom table, sipping instant coffee and thinking they understand cool 'cos of a focus group they commissioned one time). Wait. This is the web version? I really do miss the days when CP+P did MINI work.