Body architect Lucy McRae has teamed up with acclaimed Harvard biologist Sheref Mansy to create Swallowable Parfum: a digestible scented capsule that breaks entirely new ground in the science of human instinct. Apparently, once absorbed, it turns your skin into an atomizer, causing tiny fragrance molecules to excrete through your skin’s surface as you perspire (charming), leaving tiny golden droplets on the skin that emanate a unique odor (say what now?). McRae says the potency of scent is determined by each individual's acclimatization to temperatures, stress, exercise, or sexual arousal. So basically if you sweat like a pig you'll smell like an oily, over-cologned 70's crooner and sparkle like Edward from Twilight when he steps into the sun. I can dig it.