Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Get that horribly poppy song out of your head using what some, and by that I mean the guys that came up with this, call the latest techniques in reverse-auditory-melodic-unstickification technology. Now, I don't see how "unhearing" an annoying song by listening to another annoying song is going to make things better, but I'm willing to give it a shot when I have a sec to spare. If you wanna give it a try, click here.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 9:55 PM
Monday, August 30, 2010
To see what I'm talking about go to http://thewildernessdowntown.com using Google Chrome (other browsers are too slow it seems), type in your childhood address when prompted and voila, your childhood home will appear in the latest Arcade Fire music video.
This time it's author extraordinaire, Nick Hornby, who wrote all the lyrics and one of my favourite musicians, Ben Folds, who wrote all the music and produced everything. The 11-track album, Lonely Avenue, drops September 28th. I hear it also includes 4 short stories by Hornby in the liner notes. How cool is that? Two creative masters birthing a new way to enjoy their art. Looks like "togetherness" is the next big thing.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 8:14 PM
So far so good. Woke up at 6. Worked out for 45 minutes. My heart rate monitor kept screaming at me. I burned up 756 calories, so in your face heart rate monitor. Proceeded to the kitchen, ignoring the "treats" section. Gulped down a delicious protein shake with added espresso. Pondered, umm, stuff. Now to amp myself up for another week of work...
This might take a while.
This might take a while.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
They're called Fistful of Mercy. They got together in a studio in LA over 3 days and recorded an entire album of acoustic tracks. I cannot wait to hear the record. Could this be the revival of acoustic music? Please world, say YES!
Posted by He who says hmm... at 11:30 PM
I'm two episodes in and I have to say, it's better than ever. It's so flippen great that the American summer is almost at its end. Why? Because that means no more reruns and a slew of great new shows should be coming our way soon enough.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 7:27 PM
Fridays are so promising. The next two days are yours to do with as you please and sighs of relief high-five around the globe. Then suddenly it's Sunday evening and, even if you had a rad Saturday, you feel you should have done so much more. I was saying to someone today how weekends are never, ever long enough, but even if they (and by they I mean the CIA who control everything) were to add two more days to our weekends, we'd waste those ones too. You know I'm right. That said, I should probably go and do something productive now. Monday is six hours away. Sigh.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 6:39 PM
Saturday, August 28, 2010
So there's this unbelievably awesome blog I found recently called Friends We Love. They have a section on their site called 120 Seconds, which is all the time they give an artist, activist, musician, whomever... to fill with stories, advice, insights, thoughts or anything interesting for the world to hear. Such a cool idea. If you have the time, and you do, go there and have a look around. You may even go, "hmm..."
Posted by He who says hmm... at 10:38 PM
Jay Z - "Hello Brooklyn" from Greg Solenström on Vimeo.
More like Hello Flippen Awesome! Jay-Z’s classic “Hello Brooklyn” just got better with a rad video by Greg Solenström. It's an incredible marriage of picture, text and music and if it doesn’t leave you looking for words to shoot across your favorite buildings in your city, watch it again, you're not looking hard enough.
Oh, and if you're interested, here's the making of:
Oh, and if you're interested, here's the making of:
Making of "Hello Brooklyn" Video from Greg Solenström on Vimeo.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 10:14 PM
For those of you who don't know the show Scare Tactics, it's basically Punked on acid. The idea is to scare the crap out of an innocent, sweet and seemingly effeminate guy (with the help of his best friends, of course) and then broadcast it around the world. Doesn't really make for good friends but it does make for a good laugh. Their most famous one has to be "Rat Monster." Enjoy.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 8:29 AM
I lived in Chicago many, many years ago, albeit for only a few months interning at Leo Burnett. It was super awesome. It was also radonkulously freezing. To this day I've never been so cold. But there were 6 of us living in our very own "MTV Real World-styled" house in Wicker Park, courtesy of Miami Ad School. And man, did we party up a storm. Back then the neighbourhood was only starting to become gentrified in an attempt to move it from an old Polish/Mexican barrio to one where young, trendy people would love to live. I guess they succeeded. They now have a coffee shop dedicated to the 80's with its very own Delorian in it. Great flippen Scott!
Holy crappola, what a week. Deadlines. Recordings. Resignations... Nothing two days of massages, friend-filled lunches, beer, rugby, shopping, a Garrison Keillor podcast or two and looking spastic at the gym in bicycle shorts can't remedy. Here's to the weekend. It took you a while to get here but I'm glad you made it.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Thank you, comedian Nick Stevens. Internet, thank you most of all.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 10:40 PM
Thank you Google. Not that I hate Skype. Quite the opposite. I just like that there's another option now. It's innovation like this that tends to keep big business on its toes. Which is always good for consumers. What sucks though is that this is only free if you live in the US or Canada, so it'll probably still be Skype for the rest of us earthlings. Either way, it's a step in the right direction. Learn more here.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 4:38 AM
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Don't allow anything to stand in the way of your happiness. Get out there, look around and hopefully you'll realise that your life is exactly that, yours. It's a shame to waste it waiting around for others to make things happen. Roll up your sleeves, crack your knuckles and do it yourself. I'm not saying it'll be easy, the big stuff never is, but it'll be a lot harder in the long run if you don't. So take every opportunity to better yourself, to better your environment but always remember to avoid putting your heart into promises unless you're the one making them. The only person you owe anything to is yourself.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 10:06 PM
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
2010 isn't exactly what people of the past had envisaged. No jet packs. No smart dust. No homes on the moon... What we do have however, is Will Ferrel. And Wired magazine used him to explain their take on why the future never happened. Read the article here. Oh, and though Will Ferrel isn't part of it, there's also this rad podcast: http://downloads.wired.com/podcasts/xml/Storyboard.xml
Posted by He who says hmm... at 9:20 PM
|You know the posters. This, dear readers, is the Keep Calm And Carry On book.|
Posted by He who says hmm... at 7:17 PM
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Ray Lamontagne is back with an album that's both soulful and eerie, and filled with just the right amount of melancholy. You won't be jumping up and down. You won't be dancing. You'll be sitting somewhere thinking about your life. Which is a good thing to do from time to time. So all that's left is for you to download it. It comes with 10 awesome tracks that will play with your heartstrings till the bottle of whiskey runs dry. The lump in your throat is free.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 11:15 PM
So a while back my pals, Ray Ray and Saki, shot a rad music video for TKZEE. It fast became one of the most popular videos on TV and now it's nominated for VIDEO OF THE YEAR at the Channel O Video Music Awards 2010! How awesome is that? The answer is: very flippen awesome! I really want them to win. To do that, they need votes. Lots of them. So, if you have a mo' go here: http://mva.channelo.tv/nominations/most-gifted-video-of-the-year/ and vote for their video. It's the one on the bottom right. Rocking!
Posted by He who says hmm... at 8:09 AM
Monday, August 23, 2010
Leo Burnett delivered this speech on December 1st, 1967 to a hall packed with staff and board members. I had to watch it when I was an intern at their Chicago office back in 2002. At the time I didn't fully grasp its significance, of a creative leader way past his prime getting up and telling those around him what's what, how it's gonna be or else. They were just the mad ramblings of a tough old man. But not today. No sirree. Not today.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 7:01 AM
Sunday, August 22, 2010
On Wednesday, August 18th, Mother NY helped their client, Target, to take over The Standard Hotel in NYC and put on what they call the "Target Kaleidoscopic Fashion Spectacular." Taking advantage of the glass walls of the hotel, they placed LED lights and a super hot dancer in each of the 66 windows and turned the typical fashion show on its head, leaving people's jaws on the floor. Granted, probably not the best place to have your jaw in NYC, but given the circumstances, it's totally worth it. I'm still amazed that it was for Target. What?
Posted by He who says hmm... at 6:16 PM
Saturday, August 21, 2010
If you saw Toy Story 3, and unless you hate joy, laughter and all things good you probably did, you'll remember Pixar's short film that preceded the movie: Day & Night. Well, for both those of you who want to watch it again and those of you who never got to see it the first time because you were waiting in line for popcorn like me and the tard behind the counter moved about as fast as a fat kid would to a plate of steamed vegetables causing you to miss said awesome short film, click here. It's rad!
Posted by He who says hmm... at 4:12 PM
One Fairy. One Tooth. One Mission. To eat your teeth before your head explodes. At least that's what the poster says. Yes, it's Gary the Tooth Fairy Live on stage and I'm going to see him tonight at the Lyric Theatre (thank you Serg and Martina). Why am I going? Very good question. The way I see it, I'll either laugh with Gary or at Gary, but laugh my face off, I will and these days, everyone needs a good giggle. Yes, I said giggle. Don't judge me, world! He he he...
Posted by He who says hmm... at 4:04 PM
Friday, August 20, 2010
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Posted by He who says hmm... at 1:54 PM
Heal the Bay, an environmental watchdog organization that promotes safe, clean and healthy coastal waters has released mockumentary charting the "lifecycle" of a plastic bag to promote awareness of plastic pollution in California and beyond. Narrated by Academy Award-winner Jeremy Irons, it tracks the "migration" of a plastic bag from a grocery store parking lot to the "Great Pacific Garbage Patch" in the Pacific Ocean. Best of all, it doesn't shout at you, criticize or lecture you. It lets those of us with a conscience make our own decision. More ads should do that these days, no?
Posted by He who says hmm... at 6:53 AM
Thursday, August 19, 2010
They call themselves Boys And Girls. They like Lego. A lot. So they took 22,742 pieces and built a boardroom table, complete with their logo. Now, I don't know about you, but anything to make meetings more fun deserves a high five in my book. High five Boys And Girls!
Posted by He who says hmm... at 7:53 AM
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Droga 5 have come up with one of the most superbly written ads I've seen in a very, very long time. It's for Puma Social and it makes me very, very jealous.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 10:41 PM
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Tom Scott, a self-proclaimed geek comedian from the UK, wants to save mankind from badly written newspapers. As such, he had this notion that just as TV shows, music and internet sites have warnings all over them, perhaps newspapers should follow suit. So he made some and he's been sticking them on newspapers all over the London underground for weeks. He encourages you to do the same in your neck of the woods. Just use this PDF template. Awesome. I love it when people do shit like this. Makes me wonder why I do ads at all.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 8:02 PM
Those of you who know me personally know I'm a sucker for vinyl toys and that I'm severely addicted to ketchup. So one would think that something like this, a vinyl toy condiment set, would have me foaming at the mouth. And you're flippen right. Holy crap. Designed by Sket, this custom condiment Dunny series will apparently be given away by select retailers to those purchasing a case of Series 2010 Dunnies, which go on sale this Thursday. Hmm... I may have to suddenly become ill, bribe my GP for a doctor's note, take a whole bunch of leave and head to Europe to find these mystery "retailers." These babies cost $475 a piece on Sket's site otherwise. Maybe therapy is cheaper? Doubt it.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 7:31 AM
Monday, August 16, 2010
This is an ad from 1962. It appeared, ironically, in LIFE magazine. It's for Humble Oil which later became Exxon Mobil. Here's what is says:
EACH DAY HUMBLE SUPPLIES ENOUGH ENERGY TO MELT 7 MILLION TONS OF GLACIER!
This giant glacier has remained unmelted for centuries. Yet, the petroleum energy Humble supplies- if converted into heat- could melt it at the rate of 80 tons each second! To meet the nation's growing needs for energy, Humble has applied science to nature's resources to become America's Leading Energy Company. Working wonders with oil through research, Humble provides energy in many forms- to help heat our homes, power our transportation, and to furnish industry with a great variety of versatile chemicals. Stop at a Humble station for new Enco Extra gasoline, and see why the "Happy Motoring" sign is the World's First Choice!
I don't know about you, but words can't begin to describe what I'm feeling right now after reading this ad, but I'm sure a lot of what I have to say to oil companies begin with F and end in UCKYOU.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 10:36 PM
If only Elvis had taken his own advice. He wouldn't have allowed his life to become the downward spiral it became, culminating in toilet death while choking on a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. He should have seen the signs, sucked his enormous gut in and driven away from that old heartbreak hotel in one of his many Cadillacs.
As for me, well, the past year, especially the recent few weeks, have been rather trying. While I've managed to enjoy my life outside of work quite successfully, my work life has seen better days. It's just one disappointing day after the next and I wish I could say I had any control over it. At work, you're in the hands of so many other people who, if they don't give a shit, and most don't... if the just want to go home early and fuck anyone else in the equation, and they do... if your clients start becoming tyrants and the agency says "more please" and they are... you have three options:
1) Do the right thing and stay put, while trying to initiate positive change for everyone's benefit.
2) Realise that even though you've been trying for years, option 1 is a bust. Time to walk to the kitchen to start preparing a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, thereafter heading to the shitter where you'll hope for the best.
3) Make a radical shift that will enrich your life while at the same time causing many a penny to drop.
Let's see what happens.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 9:43 PM
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
So it seems that the fine folks at Top Gear were sent an angry email from an angry man who angrily feels that they are doing a disservice to its viewers (the entire world basically) by never actually properly reviewing normal, everyday cars on their show. This is Jeremy Clarkson's response. Classic!
Posted by He who says hmm... at 9:06 PM
Yesterday, we threw a farewell party for two amazing people who've moved on to happier, healthier lives; my good friends Jeff and Jelena. We invited faces old and new. There was cake and booze and rad indie music bouncing off the walls. And then an unexpected guest arrived: Gareth's photo-bombing middle finger that shall now and forever be known as ZapZilla!
Posted by He who says hmm... at 9:22 AM
Friday, August 13, 2010
This is the James Dyson Award-winning Copenhagen Wheel from MIT’s SENSEable City Lab. It instantly transforms any standard bicycle into a “hybrid electric-bike” capable of offering a smart cycling experience complete with real-time exercise analysis, traffic data, and environmental conditions. It also charges your iPhone.
Posted by He who says hmm... at 9:46 AM
Thursday, August 12, 2010
|Doesn't really look like anything of this Earth, does it?|
|As you can see, they've maintained the field rather well.|
|This is what I like to call a human Polaroid. He takes photos of you and prints them out immediately for R40. Nice idea. Just wish he was see-through. Get out the way, dude. Bafana just scored!|
|Looking at this pic now, it should have been a sign of flippen annoying things to come, but we were having such a rad time, there was no reason to think the night would end badly.|
Posted by He who says hmm... at 7:34 AM